Im Mouse. Im filipino one hunnit percent. I like to drizzy-draw! I think Im a vampire or something so if I say Im 20 then Im really not 20. yo yo yo~
Im out drunk one night and my brother’s girlfriend texts me.
Her: Hey its Brittany. Daniel just wanted to know if you were in town.
Me: I am in townnnn
Her: Okaaaay. Our address is [~~~] If you guys wanna stop by after.
Me: Are you hot who is this????
Me: Sauerkraut lnfao
Her: Its brittany are you drunk lol?
Me: Duh birch!!!
Her: Did you guys want to come over afterwards?
Me: um. We will…try
Her: Try? lolol or did you guys want to meet somewhere?
Me: We tiki njsrb
Her: We what
Her: What did you say?
Me: Niggah Im drink it dsnt matter what I sa
Me: Who’s this
And then some shit about food and then I got excited. But then I got sad cause she said some shit about needing to cook it, drunk ppl dont wait on things like that.
Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
Me: Ayyy bay bayyy <22333
Candace: Im tipsy af lol, sup?
Me: Girrrl Im drunk as shifty thinkin bout YOYUUU
You know if I wasnt drunk as hell that night, the foam party wouldve sucked big foam dick.