Im Mouse. Im filipino one hunnit percent. I like to drizzy-draw! I think Im a vampire or something so if I say Im 20 then Im really not 20. yo yo yo~

 

Tatiana and Kathryn bts filming the Dance Party scene (x)

Im out drunk one night and my brother’s girlfriend texts me.
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Her: Hey its Brittany. Daniel just wanted to know if you were in town.
Me: I am in townnnn
Her: Okaaaay. Our address is [~~~] If you guys wanna stop by after.
Me: Are you hot who is this????
Me: Sauerkraut lnfao
Me: Waiiiiit
Her: Its brittany are you drunk lol?
Me: Duh birch!!!
Her: Did you guys want to come over afterwards?
Me: um. We will…try
Her: Try? lolol or did you guys want to meet somewhere?
Me: We tiki njsrb
Her: We what
Me: Wbaaat
Her: What did you say?
Me: Niggah Im drink it dsnt matter what I sa
Me: Who’s this
Me: lol

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And then some shit about food and then I got excited. But then I got sad cause she said some shit about needing to cook it, drunk ppl dont wait on things like that.

toffany:

TBT that time my mom let me be myself and it was not great

toffany:

TBT that time my mom let me be myself and it was not great

homovikings:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

lol how’d this resurface its almost september

(Source: pearents)

thuglifehuglifee:

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

Seriously ^^ haha

(Source: yungterra)

Me: Ayyy bay bayyy <22333
Candace: Im tipsy af lol, sup?
Me: Girrrl Im drunk as shifty thinkin bout YOYUUU
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You know if I wasnt drunk as hell that night, the foam party wouldve sucked big foam dick.